Funny Birthday Messages

“*Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

*To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.

*Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

*Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

*Money’s tight
Times are hard
Here’s you friggin birthday card

*Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
*Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

*You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

*So many candles… so little cake.

*Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

*We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

*Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake”